#10 Kindling to build an emergency bonfire in the back yard
#9 Self-defense against intruders, aggressive dogs or pesky door-to-door salespeople
#8 Lovely Martha Stewart-approved decorative lawn ornament
#7 Speed bump placed strategically in hallway to thwart speeding children
#6 Electricity-free hair straightener, endorsed by Al Gore
#5 Measuring stick for when you need to... you know... measure stuff
#3 Garbage disposal pusher-inner#2 For making homemade pie. Wait... check that. For trading in at Marie Callendars for possible discount on pie.
And the #1 Uncommon, but Very Practical Use for a Rolling Pin:
Daily massager for a gimpy IT band to help get Angie back out on the roads.